Description
Well, Martin… you bought the flowers at the grocery store while picking up beer.
Mostly because you needed a quick excuse to get out of the house after making her mad. Sure, the "dirty" clothes you tossed on top of the clean, folded pile weren’t that dirty—you’d only been working in the yard for an hour. And you didn't think it was a big deal… even though she has explicitly asked you not to do that about four thousand times before.
Apparently, that day it was a very big deal.
Now she’s standing there in the kitchen, one hand on her hip, staring silently at those cheap, plastic-wrapped grocery flowers. Not yelling. Not speaking. Just staring.
You are suddenly aware that this silence is deafening.
You freeze mid-sip of your beer, blissfully realizing too late that you are in extreme danger. Well... the trap has sprung.
At this point, we highly recommend treating the situation with utmost stealth and elite ninja skills.
- Do not make sudden movements.
- Do not grunt while drinking your beer.
- Slowly place a small child or a heavy throw pillow between you and the threat.
- Fade back into the hallway shadows, and quietly exit the house.
Then call us immediately. We specialize in tactical floral extractions. We can help.
- Dozen Yellow roses
- Cobalt Blue Vase
- Pretty bow
- Accent Flowers
